2025 Results

Bletchingly | 26/04/2025

🌤️ Morning all,

For those of you nervously checking the weather all week, we went from “waders required” ➔ “a bit shit” ➔ overcast — only for it to turn out bloody lovely on the day. 🌞

🥓 The bacon sarnies were top-notch, the staff were brilliant, and tidy work to DC for squeezing in an extra tee time — giving us all a good look at Andy M’s fresh trim ✂️ (jury’s still out whether it makes you look younger or just more distinguished).

🏌️‍♂️ Meanwhile, Rowdy wasted no time trying to talk himself into playing off scratch with his handicap mutterings — thankfully Ginge gave him a kick under the table before it got too serious. 😂

⛳ Results – Bletchingly Golf Club:

Only a few corrections needed — and thankfully, none that changed the leaderboard:
🔧 Corrections:
Dave J – Hole 8: Adjusted from 2 ➔ 1
Stu (Little) – Hole 16: Adjusted from 1 ➔ 2
DC – Hole 5: Adjusted from 1 ➔ 0

🏆 Final Standings:
1st Place: Mr. Jackson (won on countback)
2nd Place: Rowdy
3rd Place: Andrew “Fresh Trim” Morley

🎯 Special Mentions:
Nearest the Pin: Simon Jackson
Nearest the Pin in Two: Andrew “Fresh Trim” Morley
Longest Drive:

🔥 Performance Highlights:
Front 9 Hero: Rowdy – 17 points
Back 9 Bandit: Andrew “Haircut 100” Morley
Most times calling themselves a twat/helmet: Josh Stevens (landslide victory 🏆😂)

Handicap Watch:
One more card needed for the following likely bandits before they officially terrorize the WHS system:

Jack Stevens
David Constable
Stuart Taylor
Josh Stevens
David Jackson
Stuart Little

📅 Upcoming Golf Days:

9-Hole Event:
🗓️ Saturday 18th May
📍 Hever Golf Club

18-Hole Event:
🗓️ Friday 24th May
📍 Oakland Park Golf Club
🎉 Also celebrating Cider getting another year older!

Couldson Court – 29/3/2025

🌞 Afternoon All! 🌞

What a lovely day yesterday, especially when the sun decided to show up! ☀🌳

Here’s how the groups went:

👨‍👩‍👦 Group 1: DC (15), Cian (28) & Jack (22)
👫 Group 2: Josh (23), Legend (22) & Stuart (Little) (20)
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Group 3: Hamster (24) , Dixie (21), Dave J (13) & Stuart (Tiny) (27)

Scorecard Update:
Had a couple of corrections come through from yesterday, ran them through the Oracle (aka ChatGPT 🔮), and it found a couple of mistakes. But don’t worry, nothing too dramatic changed the final results!

🏆 And here are the results 🏆

🥇 DC – Winner with 31 points! 🎉 – Received £40.00
🥈 Dixie – Second with 28 points! 💪
🥉 Josh – Third with 28 points (Dixie, did you on countback! )
Dave J – Fourth with 23 points.
Stuart (Tiny) – Fifth with 23 points.
Cian (a.k.a. Cain) – Sixth with 23 points.
Hamster – Eighth with 22 points.
Legend – Seventh with 21 points.
Jack – Eighth with 21 points (Legend did you on countback!)
Stuart (Little) – Tenth with 19 points.

Hamster | corrected you back up to 22 – discrepancies’ between cards.

Thanks to Wickie for sanity checking the cards last night, the issues my system picked up matched up with cards matched what wickie found as well which gives me a bit of confidence going forwards.

🏆 Prizes 🏆:

🎯 Dixie – Took home both Nearest the Pin & Nearest the Pin in 2! ⛳ I think you got £15 for each Dixie?
💨 Hamster – Won Longest Drive with a lucky bounce! 🚗💨 £15.00 PLUS you won £0.50p on one of the greens

Other Info
⚡ DC – Took Front 9 with 18 points! 🏌‍♂
💪 Little Tiny Weeny Josh – Won the Back 9 with 16 points! 🏅

Looking forwards to the next one.

Bletchingly | 26/04/2025

Couldson Court – 29/3/2025

Scores